Blog Wars
originally posted:
9.13.2004
Blog Wars
Welcome one and all to the family freindly, politically incorrect blog which is: The Insiders Looking Out.
A Long time ago in a blog not so far far away.
BLOG WARS:
Episode I: the rebellion begins
The evil Dark Lord, Darth Vincent plots against the unsuspecting fools that have recently joined his Blog. He claims he can only have 10 bloggers at a time, but in fact he has vowed to enforce his sexist attitudes against women. Fact: I join as a ninth member. Fact: Corey joins as an tenth member. Fact: Adrianna joins as an eleventh member, but is immediately taken off. The Evil tyrant Darth Vincent pleas with the others that it is not a sexist act, and that he can only have 10 at a time. When Misha confronted Darth Vincent with evidence from another Blog that it is possible to have over 10 members on a blog. The evil evil man dismissed it and called her a dirty liar and a racist pig. Outraged at this I spoke out and faced persecution. The Evil Darth Vincent threatened me by saying that he woud delete all my posts and take me off the blog completely. After I persisted that he should treat women with equal respect, he eliminated me from the blog. I stand now alone searching for others to join me, as I fight for equality in this internet.
posted by X at 7:54 PM
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4 Comments:
Dave said...
that's interesting... Darth Vincent, seems harmless in person, but I could see that incideous speck of darkness in his eye which can only lead me to one conclusion, one conclusion best summed up with one question...
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
5:30 PM
John and Karolyn said...
How do you explain that A. currently is listed as a contributor? Hm? She's definately a girl.
Furthermore, no one would make the mistake of insulting mishi as you just claimed the Knightly Sir Vincent did. Several reasons...perhaps the two most relevant being that SHE'D kick their ass, followed swiftly by me kicking whatever was left...and probably several other individuals who would want their pound of flesh. (The only reason I list myself as a notable in that hypothetical group thirsty for blood is that I'm more than confident I would, even if mish didn't take offence...I've been looking for a good reason to go at it with someone lately... ;D)
Regardless, I applaud your effort to begin a spinoff blog. Best of luck.
8:35 PM
Xan said...
Well sure the evil Darth Vincent now must cover up after I have exposed him to the world. But just watch he will screw you over too John and you too Dave. As for Mish, that was The evil Lord's fatil error. His failure as a leader has...failed (?).
9:16 AM
imac said...
Vincent is King Asshole in a world filled by gigantic assholes. I was given the same excuse of "Sorry, we can only have ten people on the blog at once. Too bad." Down with the EVIL BLOG!!!!! BURN IT!! ROT IN HELL, GRAVY!!! sorry, I'm just a little angry at Ben.
9:12 PM
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